I'VE DONE THAT! I'm assuming that you are in the Chicago area when you talk about hooning Brendon.
Yeah, I have a set of friends where we specifically get together to go out and drive in the snow when it snows. Also usually involves sledding at 2 in the morning. I will say that the WRX I have now is a lot more fun to hoon than the Ford Taurus I used to have. I haven't managed to get caught yet either though... Looking forward to your expansion.